Microsoft, Google, and smartphones

As someone who spends more time on the internet than watching TV, I tend to read a lot of blogs.  One of them, Lifehacker, occasionally will ask readers what type of products they use.  For example, they might have an open discussion about what users think is the best PDF viewer, and then later they'll post the top five based on the readers' picks.  After reading a few, I began to notice a trend.  Best e-mail?  Gmail.  Best search engine?  Google.  Even as real-world statistics have Firefox inching ahead of Internet Explorer, a disproportionate number of Lifehacker readers responded with Google Chrome when asked what browser they preferred.  I was especially put off by one commenter who suggested that anyone who wasn't using Gmail was a dinosaur, as if the very notion that I'd prefer my Yahoo email over Gmail's disorganized mess was alien to him.

I don't mean to call out Lifehacker or its readers specifically; Google love seems to be abundant on the web.  Another common web theme I don't get is how reviled Microsoft has become.  They portray Microsoft as a greedy, evil empire.  Nevermind that most of them are doing so from Windows PCs, or that many of them have Xboxes.  Nevermind that Microsoft has given over $2 billion to charities since 1983.  And nevermind that, as a business, of course Microsoft is trying to make money.  Newsflash: so is Google.  And maybe a few years ago when Google was competing with MSN and IE was over 90% of the browser market it was cool to see Google as the scrappy underdog.  Today, Firefox has passed IE in total browser market share, and Google dominates the internet.  Google is such a commonly-used search engine that "Google" has entered the English language as a verb meaning "to look something up on the internet."

Today, Google is very much an empire, pulling in almost $22 billion in revenue in 2008.  And while Microsoft is trying to make money by selling things like Windows and Office, Google is making their money through advertising.  Indeed, they monitor all sorts of things and buy up advertising companies so that they can make money advertising at you while you use Google, Gmail, Blogger, and other Google services.  This somehow makes them benevolent and Microsoft the evil empire?

Since the debut of the iPhone, I've noticed another disturbing trend.  Almost overnight, the cellular market shifted.  Prior to the iPhone, smartphones were large phones with business in mind.  Palm, Microsoft, and RIM were the big players.  But the iPhone made smartphones cool with its undeniable good looks and ease of use (even if it was missing basic features like MMS).  Palm, with their new webOS, and Symbian have their small but dedicated following.  The iPhone rocketed on to take over 50% of the smartphone market, and its two strongest competitors are Microsoft and Google.  And like everything else Microsoft, Windows Mobile seems to be taking an unfair beating, and like everything else Google, their Android OS seems to be getting a pass.

I'm not writing this as a defense of Windows Mobile.  In fact, a lot of what you'll hear about it is true.  Without modifications, Windows Mobile is an ugly beast.  It's changed little since PocketPC 2002.  It's menus look ancient, and it can be difficult to navigate them without a stylus.  In fact, Windows Mobile doesn't technically support capacitive touchscreens, making their touchscreens less precise than devices like the iPhone.  Windows Mobile 6.5 has be derided as a stopgap measure to keep pretty up Windows Mobile 6 until they can get a badly-needed ground-up rebuild of Windows Mobile out the door.  All of this largely ignores the fact that most handset manufacturers put they're own graphical layers over Windows Mobile, and some of them (like HTC's TouchFLO 3D) are very usable and attractive.  It also ignores Windows Mobile's biggest advantage: it's an open platform.  Sure, it's not as user-friendly as the iPhone, but Windows Mobile phones are very customizable, hackable, and have a ton of third-party software available.

Android, on the other hand, is trumpeted as the iPhone's biggest competitor.  As a new OS, it's definitely more finger-friendly than Windows Mobile currently is.  What few people are telling you, though, is that even up to version 2.0 (the version on Motorola's Droid), Android is just as ugly as Windows Mobile.  Most menus, instead of being plain black text on white, are plain white text on black.  The icons look like they've been pulled from a very old Linux distro (yes, I know that Android is Linux-based, but anyone who's used Ubuntu can tell you that modern Linux distros look way better than Android).  By default, most apps are tucked away on a tray instead of filling the home screen the way the iPhone does.  Indeed, the best-looking Android phones are from HTC, and they have a custom GUI pasted over it just like Windows Mobile.  In fact, the Sense UI they use on Android is actually an evolution of the TouchFLO UI they use with Windows Mobile.  Meanwhile, although many Android phones can be "rooted" to allow third-party app installs, Android is actually a closed platform.  Siding with Android against Windows Mobile means using an OS that's customized in a similar way to hide the fact that it's just as ugly, except that you're trading an open platform for one that ties you to Google services (so they can make money on those ads).  So who's really the evil empire here?

With all that in mind, I've decided to be the opposite of the internet and be anti-Google.  And yes, I realize the irony of declaring this from Google-owned Blogger, but I'm too lazy to move this blog to Wordpress.  But I will go ahead and say that Gmail sucks.  E-mail as conversations is stupid, labels instead of folders are stupid, and the whole thing is a disorganized train wreck.  Google Docs is for people too lazy to download OpenOffice or too cheap to buy Microsoft Office.  And Android is a ugly, basic OS for people who don't want to get an iPhone or Blackberry and who convinced themselves that Google is somehow better than Microsoft.

So what do you guys think?  Am I crazy for actually liking Windows Mobile?  Is Google the sun around which your internet universe revolves?  Sound off in the comments.  Oh, and for the record, I've had three friends now buy a Droid; I'm so unimpressed that I bought an HTC Touch Pro2.

Another slump?

I know it's been awhile since I've posted anything, but please forgive me! For one thing, I honestly haven't played any games since Shadow Complex, or watched any movies since G.I. Joe. For another thing, I was on vacation! I just managed to sneak my review of Shadow Complex up before we left our home in Greensburg, PA (about 45 minutes to an hour east of Pittsburgh) to visit relatives in Maryland (across the Bay Bridge from Annapolis). We only arrived home Tuesday night.

Rest assured, I do hope to have some reviews up soon. After coming back from vacation, I installed the final version of Window 7 Professional on my main desktop, and I'm installing Mac OS X Snow Leopard on my ancient MacBook as we speak. If I get the time, I'd like to see District 9 and Inglourious Basterds. And the game drought should be ending soon, so I've got a game or three to play through in the next couple of days.

In the meantime, amuse yourself with one of the following websites.

People of Walmart.

The FAIL blog.

And one of my reader's personal favorites, Awkward Family Photos.

An informal survey.

Officially, this blog has seven followers. Now I figure some people are swinging by from time to time without creating a Google account, and thus not *officially* following. I also figure some people with Google accounts signed up to follow this blog out of support, but probably only stopped in to read content once or twice.

Well, I'd sort of like a more accurate idea of how many people read, say, at least once a month. If that's you, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT! Anonymous comments are cool, just one post per reader. At the end of August, I'll count the comments, estimate the readers, then decide how to proceed with PHASE II... or if phase II is even worth it.